其實點解無人打到啲賊 PK?

呢啲 London, Paris, Rome 嘅 pickpocket 片好多,我見大部分都係女人就算係男人都唔係好打嗰類,我想了解下真俾我在英國捉住佢偷我嘢或者我屋企人嘢,我可唔可以打佢?呢啲我可以拳一個,我怕我慶起上來會打斷佢哋手腕骨等佢哋有牌唔可以出嚟偷嘢。

你打佢你犯法,你會比個賊告,你可能入去坐監,坐得重耐過過賊

除咗身命受到威脅時,任何情形出手打人,打人果個都係蝕抵。

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咁在英國做小偷真幸福,事敗被發覺俾人罵 Pickpocket 還會舉中指回應。
我見到呢啲簽名黨,頸巾黨,地圖黨已經無名火起,我驚遲早都上 YouTube.

依家先知?
偷£100定£200以下報警都冇人理
呢間£200個間£200,幾好揾

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歐洲都係咁:disappointed_relieved:本地人都好無奈

可唔可以搵勁人翻譯「你哋呢種成仆街有手有腳去偷嘢,偷埋都唔夠你成家睇醫生,臨老過唔到世」

chatgpt:

“You people, who are all useless and still steal things even though you have hands and feet. Even if you steal everything, it won’t be enough to pay for your whole family’s medical bills. In the end, you’ll die before your time.”

harsh d版本:

“You worthless pieces of shit, you’ve got hands and feet but still go around stealing. Even if you rob everything in sight, it won’t be enough to cover your whole family’s medical bills. You’ll all drop dead before you even get old.”

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好想睇有人著到身光頸靚,買個A 貨袋擺堆屎、老鼠夾入去俾佢哋偷

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班賊多數唔係本地人,英文唔係咁好,講單字都未必明。

曾經有人打個入屋企打劫嘅賊搞到一身蟻

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咁都唔打得?唔通要請佢飲茶?
香港人真慘,面對罪惡,在出生地又要忍,來到英國都要忍。

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可能係一個好方法,將敵人變成朋友

係呀,英國還好,加拿大已經去到啲secure睇住啲賊大搖大擺走,唔追得唔掂得唔捉得,爭在個賊未同佢講句多謝

有個secure 兇個賊叫佢下次唔好嚟,個賊仲笑笑口:好呀,我再遲啲嚟囉

加拿大差人叫你放條車匙係門口, 等個賊方便偷車, 咁就唔駛爆入屋搵車匙呀, 問你死未

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杜魯多係咪離婚?應該娶賀錦麗,天生一對

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以前我唔明點解美國人係自己property內開槍殺死trespassing嘅人係唔犯法,
而家我好明

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英國都一樣,有指示唔好追賊
牛扒唔使£10 都落 secure lock

實 q sales 收銀打工咋,等陣個賊跣低或者比個賊捅兩刀點算?呢邊咁興用刀

之前有個男人係 supermarket d廁所追住幾個童黨鬧,好似話叫佢地唔好整到咁污糟,都比人捅。好似捅死左

英國未去到警察叫你將車匙放喺屋門口,未到周街喪屍,未去到唐人街鋪頭冇保險公司保(因為賠得太多)未去到便利店凍飲櫃上鎖

但應該都快

然後保費就會升(商業、車保、家居保等等), 恐性循環

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講緊實 q 唔追賊呀,所以係一樣

btw scotland 好似起左第一間安全注射屋?

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