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Cheap咩無咩,cheap老婆咪冇老婆囉

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拍拖嘅時候應該都睇到個人係咁㗎啦,咁都要嫁就無得怨。
我識一對拍拖嘅時候已經係AA, 個男人一毫子都唔會幫個女仔俾。不過本身個男同女都係斤斤計較嘅人,所以無問題。

我個舊同學都係咁核突,成日揾朋友著數,例如唔知邊度R 到免費戲飛約朋友去睇,然後收返戲飛錢。我問d 人點解仲可以同佢做朋友,佢哋話男仔無計啦,轉頭打打鬧鬧又玩埋一齊。

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男女朋友同居
男方俾完水電煤錢 同女方計50/50 計到毫子位

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只能夠講如果對方ok就繼續:nauseated_face:

同居男女均真係好,但計到毫子我有啲頂唔順,係唔係condom都要50/50 :rofl:

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你戴一個月套,我食一個月藥

我都認同50/50係好事
毫子位真係重點

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咁嗰個月用少左套,又點計,係唔係要男方比返錢女方 :rofl: 藥你點都要食,除非唔做

嗯… 食藥嘅錢除返每個套錢,計返用套做幾多次,得唔得?

諗返起,當年有套日本電影「搶錢家族」情節,:rofl:

做愛前老公俾錢老婆,做緊時候用計步器計算幾多吓,完事之後,
計算幾多吓,老婆俾返錢老公。
:joy:
當年全香港得尖東一間戲院上這套戲。

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穿膠花咁,每一下/次計錢 :rofl:

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如果去到入ICU後都計較,咁呢個男人應該到老婆死嘅時候都仲計緊錢,咁已經唔係cheap嘅問題咁簡單

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電影of all the money有錢佬只肯比某個金額贖金去救個孫,,因為個金額可以扣到最多稅,最恐怖係真人真事。
After Paul’s ear was sent, his grandfather agreed to pay no more than $2.2 million, the maximum amount that was tax deductible, and lent the remainder to his son, who was responsible for repaying the sum at four percent interest.

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wow 我本來想講我同事用佢卡幫佢儲分+有8折
佢最後收返我哋冇折(正價)個價錢

但比起上面既例子都係小cheap​:face_with_hand_over_mouth:
啊我突然記得有單係個男朋友會限住佢女朋友(or 客人)用幾多格廁紙:rofl:

老公嘅老表,我哋有啲嘢想買,佢話佢有嗰間shop嘅coupon,可以幫我地買,不過我地要俾返cash佢…咁我哋梗係冇落搭啦

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即刻有都唔敢講,佢哋啲個案太勁:joy::joy::joy:

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做得出先勁:flushed::flushed::flushed:
我都明真係有人做得出:melting_face::melting_face::melting_face:

而我好多時有Coupon一定會攞出嚟用
真係會同朋友扣除coupon或者折扣後平均share返

唔會因為自己有優惠而要求朋友俾返錢自己囉:melting_face::melting_face::melting_face:

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咁樣以後我遠離呢啲人…

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朋友結左婚和佢屋企一齊住公屋,佢奶奶就叫
其一個阿哥係全屋最搵得多而且係負擔到可以
比屋租好似係二千幾, 但每個月佢奶奶就好似
追債咁閙呢個阿哥先肯比錢, 個阿哥就癲左咁話
朋友兩公婆話咁佢地比幾多?? 朋友奶奶就話你
日日放工返黎就開冷氣電費唔使錢水費唔使錢,
屋企電話上網個啲唔使錢, 你日日下午四點幾返
黎煮個即食麵一包檸檬茶唔使錢?? 啲零食唔使錢??
洗頭水沐浴露唔使錢?? 個時搬屋全屋電器梳化
枱椅電視櫃都係朋友兩老公婆出, 呢個阿哥一
豪都無出過.

後尾朋友兩公婆搬走左, 呢個阿哥因為識左女朋
友搬左去同居都搬走埋. 到食飯朋友老公埋單, 但
個阿哥夾錢永遠唔比尾數, 好似 $2XX 佢就比二百,
最後大嫂睇唔過眼都出聲話點解次次都要細佬蝕比
你. 食完飯佢朋友兩公婆見夜搭話搭的士走, 呢個阿
哥又話要痴車坐, 根本都唔順路, 兩公婆搭車行程翔
道, 個阿哥就行下路, 仲話順路都講得出口, 最後梗
無得痴車坐.

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